Once upon a time, there was a prince called Peanut Butter. He lived in a farm with his father and about a hundred servants. His father had been bugging him to get married some time. You see Peanut Butter is not exactly your knight in shining armour. He is horribly ugly and likes to burp.
"One hour of bugging from my father is long enough," said Peanut Butter.
He had to go find a princess to get married. He said to himself, "Why is it that the prince has to go looking and never the princess?" So Peanut Butter (PB) started packing for his journey.
He started off by looking for the well-known princess, Sleeping Beauty. PB went to the castle and saw her in a cradle. He tried to wake her up but she started crying, "Moo, moo, moo."
PB could not stand the crying and told her, "Put a sock in it!"
She then started chewing on a sock! He decided not to marry her because she smelled like grandma's feet.
PB left the castle and went looking for another princess, Rabaldzel. He found the castle in the middle of the desert. She was in a room at the top of the castle. One problem, there was no door. So he called "Rabaldzel, Rabaldzel, let down your rope."
You see, as her name was Rabaldzel, she was bald. He did not like her either because she was annoying.
He still had one more princess to visit, Cinderella. She had two ugly step sisters and a step mother. PB was greeted warmly by them. He immediately fell in love with Panda, one of the step sisters. In the end, he got married to Panda and lived horribly ever ugly.
-Karthikeyan Selvarajah
Age 12, 2009
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